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Best way to "break up" after 3 dates & sex?

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wow. just wow.

...So last night I go out with my best friend Q-ball. He asked this girl Christine out a few times and I coerced him ask her if she had a friend. Lo and behold she has a friend and all of a sudden I am going on a blind date.

So the girls & Q meet up at my place and we start boozing. My blind dates name was Slyvia. Young latina, no kids and a little chunky. Given the size of my ass, I ain't frontin on a girls weight. I was just feeling good and I wanted to see how much game I had.

I started earlt and peppered her with compliments all night. I made sure to keep some kind of body contact all night long. It was cool though, we naturally hit it off. I just felt comfortable being able to talk to her. All the practice with ho's and being a sleazy ass man whore paid off. Her friend and Q-ball did not really hit it off and she kept trying to cock block. I seriously has to anti-cock block her friend. Why do girls do that shit? If I see a friend having fun, back the fuck up and let them have fun. Don't interrupt with your drunken bullshit "hehehe remeber when I fell at that club when they played this *******SMACK******

Yeah. So anyway, we go to a bar and get a starter drink and head to Stir. We get there early and get a VIP table downstairs. I get to 1st base in the first hour there. The rest of the night I made sure I kept my attention and hands on here and didn't get distracted by all the other hot ass around.

By the time we leave we are both diggin each other. Slighty buzzed but not a drunken hookup, know what I mean? Anyway, I light up the blunt and the last-call stoner circle forms. Always so cool smokin ween in boulder like that. Everyone is friendly and you meet people more fucked up than you.

So we go home and I lost my fuckin keys. Actually, I never took them out of the apartment instead I locked them inside like a dumb ass. We tell the girls to relax in the pool area and Q & I go search the bar for the keys. No keys, so I call a locksmith and he is on the way. We walk back into the pool area.

I see two piles of clothes on the floor. Both ladies are in the pool but ass naked.

God damn.

Takes me about 7 seconds to disrobe and jump in the pool.

Sigh. Lemme tell ya folks. Heated pool, 3:30 AM, butt ass naked, my best friend and his chick and me making out with a blind date?

I could cry, it felt sooooooo good.

So q-ball dissapears, the locksmith arrives, more weed is smoked. Christine, the one Q-ball was trying to get, wasn't feelin him. She goes to sleep on the couch and Slyvia goes to my bedroom.

=)

Shit eating grin much?

Alot of hand contact warms her up and proceeds to heavy petting and dry humping.
Now, I could of fucked but I wanted to keep it cool. I really like making ladies feel good and taking care of them.
So I ate some sweet shaved pussy for about 15 minutes and then we cuddled up like rabbits in a snowstorm.

Next morn, wakeup and more of the good stuff. I realize I half to walk to get my car. I see some old homeless buddies in the park, I stop by and smoke a blunt with them, have a sip of fine PBR in the morning and give them $40 to get a real meal before they get all boozed up again.

I drive home and realize that Q-ball aint coming back like he said and I half to take care of these two ladies. We go to the Orginal Pancake House and them I drove them back to longmont.

thats some fuckin shit or what?